I have pet peeves just like everyone else. Most of the time I am annoyed, but I do my best to ignore it and focus on the positive--the glass is half full and all that.
There are times, however, when a certain peeve is forced upon me, making it impossible not to notice its obnoxious appearance in my daily life.
The current peeve that I am referring to is literal misuse--ie, misusing a specific word to the point of confusion and, in my case, anger.
See if you can figure out the word from this actual conversation between Jordan and I at the movies two weeks ago:
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Jordan (upon returning to the theater from the bathroom): Hey, guess who I saw in the bathroom?
Me: Who?
Jordan: Your boss.
Me: Oh wow, really?
Jordan: Yeah, I literally bumped into him while walking through the door.
Me: Oh my gosh! You did? Did he recognize you?
Jordan: No.
Me: Well what did he say?
Jordan: I didn't talk to him.
Me: But what did he say when you bumped into him?
[pause]
Jordan: I didn't actually bump into him. I almost did, though.
Me (confused): But...you said you literally bumped into him.
Jordan: Oh. Well, I didn't.
* * *
The word, if you didn't catch it, is literally.
I find this a lot in normal conversation and also in books I'm editing. So basically I find it everywhere, to my chagrin.
In a book:
-His voice literally dripped with compassion. (Makes me wonder what color compassion is when it drips.)
-His voice literally dripped with compassion. (Makes me wonder what color compassion is when it drips.)
-His face was literally beaming with excitement. (Unless you're Jesus, your face will never be beaming.)
At church:
-His ministry literally stretched around the world. (Um, no it didn't.)
In real life:
-It literally took me ten minutes. (But after further conversation I find out that it really took two and a half minutes.)
Do you see why this is a problem? Misusing the word literally can literally change the entire meaning of what you're saying!
So please do (some might argue crazy) people like me a favor and just be careful. Think about the words you're using and what they mean before you use them.
I wish I could literally smack people who use this word incorrectly.
And I mean that in the most literal sense.
At church:
-His ministry literally stretched around the world. (Um, no it didn't.)
In real life:
-It literally took me ten minutes. (But after further conversation I find out that it really took two and a half minutes.)
Do you see why this is a problem? Misusing the word literally can literally change the entire meaning of what you're saying!
So please do (some might argue crazy) people like me a favor and just be careful. Think about the words you're using and what they mean before you use them.
I wish I could literally smack people who use this word incorrectly.
And I mean that in the most literal sense.
I am so with you.
Hahaha...I love this post because I agree 100%. That word is so overused and abused! Love the face beaming reference.
@CaitlinGood to know I'm not the only one :)
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